Dear X,

I am feeling much better this morning, and I am much relieved that I don't even have a hangover.

I agree, Kazu has such a nerve. Him dumping me; that's such a joke. The consensus amongst my (totally objective, and not-at-all-bias) friends, is that it was SexyP who was the sexiest and better-looking one. Added to the fact that I was also better in bed, am more intelligent, am funnier, and generally better than him in every possible way, it simply beggars belief that HE dumped ME. He simply couldn't handle it, he was always worried I'd find someone better, so couldn't trust me, so had to end it. It's the only explanation that makes sense, and also the only explanation that all my friends came up with on their own. So basically he realised he's not worthy.

In an ironic twist, it turns out that Gianna never even liked him, and when I told her we'd split up, her reaction was "oh, finally". I then proceeded to tell her that he dumped me, and she didn't believe me at first. It turns out she and Stuart thought I should never have gone out with him... It's the first time they've said that to me about one of my ex-boyfriends. Well, wish they'd told me that before.... Hmmm, maybe I don't.